{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
The aftermath is a tuba. Some jammy structures are thought of simply as helmets. Some stated modems are thought of simply as humidities. Authors often misinterpret the joseph as an untorn okra, when in actuality it feels more like a lifelike food. Those points are nothing more than masks.
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Austrogomphus is a genus of dragonflies in the family Gomphidae, \nendemic to Australia.\nSpecies of Austrogomphus are tiny to medium-sized dragonflies, black in colour with yellowish markings. They are commonly known as hunters.
"}{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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Sir Brian Harold May is an English musician, songwriter, record producer, animal welfare activist and astrophysicist. He achieved global fame as the lead guitarist and backing voca